November 10, 2019

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November 10, 2019

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November 6, 2019

illogical-bullshit:

theshoeboxqueen:

Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.

Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.

Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine

Bi/pan people get to enjoy both

And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets

I really like this post.

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November 6, 2019

dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:

just-shower-thoughts:

Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.

obviously after a certain point we must just accept that matt damon does not want to be found

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November 5, 2019

pleasekeepthisasecret:

Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he’s ever done….. and it’s very sexy of him.

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November 5, 2019

heroofthreefaces:

ms-demeanor:

vowel-in-thug:

vowel-in-thug:

everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies 

me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time

I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership

me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.

omg everyone was okay

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November 2, 2019

hilarioushumorfromouterspace:

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November 1, 2019

africanaquarian:

person: i really like you.

½ of me: why?

the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing

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October 28, 2019

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October 28, 2019

pakistaniheaux:

heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see

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October 27, 2019

richardgoranski:

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this is just. so fucking funny to me

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October 23, 2019

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October 21, 2019

bumble-bee-pd:

whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?

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October 20, 2019
a conversation I saw at Taco Bell

giggle:

young son crying: I wish I had a burrito

the mom pointing at the kid’s burrito: son that is a burrito

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October 16, 2019

outofcontextbonappetit:

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