(via mimzytumbles)
Wonder Woman was a great movie for equal opportunity eye candy.
Straight guys and gay girls can enjoy gal gadot in armor.
Gay guys and straight girls can enjoy a mostly naked Chris pine
Bi/pan people get to enjoy both
And if you’re ace like me, well. She threw a tank with her bare hands, and that’s as good as it gets
I really like this post.
(via emotionalbisexual)
dobies-secret-joffrey-rp-blog:
Between Saving Private Ryan ($70 million), Interstellar ($165 million), and The Martian ($108 million), America has spent nearly $350 million trying to rescue Matt Damon.
obviously after a certain point we must just accept that matt damon does not want to be found
(via wibblywobblytw)
Keanu Reeves having an age appropriate girlfriend is quite frankly the most Keanu Reeves thing he’s ever done….. and it’s very sexy of him.
(via mirab3lle)
everyone: writing fanfiction is a great way to explore your various sexual fantasies
me, through clenched teeth: what if they lived in a TINY house and took NAPS all the time
I truly had no idea this would pick up so much traction but i’m glad to know we’re all in the same boat of living out unrealistic fantasy scenarios re: intimacy and home ownership
me, sobbing: And they had game night with friends and everyone took turns hosting and everyone was okay.
omg everyone was okay
(via emotionalbisexual)
person: i really like you.
½ of me: why?
the other ½: of course you do, bitch i’m amazing
(via forafuntimefollow)
heart: randomly starts beating faster
me: what is it what do you see
(via thepondstogether)
whenever anyone mentions that they were talking abt me I get this weird but kind of comforting feeling that I exist to a person outside of our own relationship,, like?? u talked abt me??? u thought of me when I wasn’t there????? i exist to u when I’m not around????!!!!!!?
(via thatoneunevenchick)
young son crying: I wish I had a burrito
the mom pointing at the kid’s burrito: son that is a burrito
(via iamidiotiknow)